If you have ever seen some skirt properly holding asserts in their rightful place and immediately johnie guy jerks up, Then this story might just be a reminder that HIV is real! But you people dont fear HIV anymore do you? I mean you’ll find someone say; kama mbaya mbaya! next thing; ati ohh tutameza tu dawa!
Well, you know the weather in Nairobi has slightly changed. Has dipped a few degrees you’ll agree with me. So yesterday( THIRSTY THURSDAY) a young fine ass lady was coming from an interview after from somewhere in Kilimani when a range rover pulled up over and started causing beat of traffic as the “owner” labda it was borrowed, decided to throw vibe at this young lady. Usual chitchat of can I give you a ride and some few lies here and there. The lady obliged and made herself comfortable in the Rangie! As the SUV was sliding down towards the Central Business District, guy went on to ask for sex in exchange of money. and not just sex, RAW sex! That’s where the trouble started…… So, Our Rangie guy went ahead to ask the lady if she is not comfy with raw sex, they could get to the limits of going for a HIV test so as they could smash raw, but the lady was like nah, No need for the tests, let’s save the time!(SILENCE) then the boom was dropped; “I am HIV positive!”, SILENCE AGAIN
This hit the guy like some bad smell. But not to show he is scared, he summoned his ancestors for a few words of hope; “Fine GHEL like you HIV positive NAH! You just want to deny me cookie!”
HER: For real am positive. Flashes out her phone. This is me posing with my ARVs.
HIM: Si we’ll talk….and that’s how Rangie guy varnished. They are yet to talk.
Word from Doreen
Doreen is a HIV ambassador. SHe has lived with the virus for 26 years.
Dear married men….that PYT with an ass from here to Timbuktu might just be HIV positive……that curvy lass giving you funny stairos in bed might be infected but coz you are focusing on her kinyambs you believe her when she asks you “beb hunitrust 😊😊” ……BE FAITHFUL to your partner if she doesn’t have kinyambs mnunulie kigodoro 😂😂😂if she has now become too tired and is a firm believer of kifo cha mende talk to her and tell her you can try mbuzi kataa kwenda 🐐